Shipping & Returns
🚚 Shipping & Returns
📦 Shipping Information
We ship your glorious headwear straight from our supplier's lair — nestled somewhere between the global supply chain and the spirit of British banter.
Estimated Delivery Time:
- 10–14 business days (ish).
- You'll get tracking info once your order has shipped.
- Some regions may experience slight delays due to unforeseen nonsense (also known as customs, weather, or Tuesdays).
We’re not Amazon Prime — but we are committed to getting your hat to you as soon as possible, and ideally before the next political scandal.
🔁 Returns & Refunds
We get it — sometimes your head just isn’t ready for greatness.
If your hat arrives damaged, misprinted, or something’s genuinely gone wrong (not just emotionally), please email us within 14 days of delivery. We’ll make it right — no questions asked… well, maybe a couple, but politely.
- Returns accepted: For damaged or defective items only.
- Refunds: Processed back to your original payment method once approved.
We do not accept returns for buyer's remorse, satirical regret, or sudden political awakenings.
👀 Questions?
Drop us an email or use the contact form. A real human (probably wearing a hat) will get back to you.
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🧢 “Is this a real political movement?”
No. It’s a hat.
We don’t write policies — we stitch punchlines.
🇬🇧 “Do you actually want to make Britain great again?”
Define great.
If it involves £2 pints, functioning train stations, and 24-hour Greggs — then yes.
⏳ “How long will my order take to arrive?”
On average, 10–14 business days.
Why? Because your hat embarks on a global journey worthy of a BBC documentary.
✈️ “Where do you ship from?”
We work with suppliers from around the world.
It keeps prices down and chaos up.
😩 “I made a mistake — can I cancel or change my order?”
If you contact us very quickly after ordering, we might be able to help.
But once it’s shipped, it’s out of our hands and into the international postal system (aka purgatory).
🧵 “Is the embroidery decent?”
Absolutely.
The stitching is tighter than a southern rail timetable and neater than your nan’s handwriting.
💸 “Do you offer refunds?”
Only if your item arrives damaged, defective, or cursed.
See our Shipping & Returns page for more info.
😂 “Is it okay to wear this in public?”
We encourage it.
Ideal for pub debates, awkward family dinners, and confusing strangers at Aldi.
📏 “What size are the hats?”
One size fits most.
They come with an adjustable strap, so unless your head is exceptionally large (looking at you, conspiracy theorists), you should be golden.
🎁 “Can I send this as a gift?”
Of course! What better way to say “I’m thinking of you” than with political confusion and a cap?
Just use their address at checkout. And maybe warn them.
💬 “Will people take me seriously if I wear this?”
Unlikely.
But they will stare, chuckle, and possibly start a conversation — and isn’t that what democracy’s all about?
🧼 “Can I wash the hat?”
Yes, but hand wash only.
It’s satire, not a superhero — treat it gently.
🎨 “Can I request a custom design?”
Maybe.
Got a slogan that deserves to be immortalised in thread? Drop us an email — if it’s funny, satirical, and not liable to get us sued, we’re all ears.
💻 “Can I find you on social media?”
Yes — we’re probably lurking on TikTok or Instagram, causing trouble and making memes.
Search @mbga.hats or check the footer for links.