About Us
About Us
Making Britain Great Again... One Hat at a Time.
Welcome to Make Britain Great Again, the UK's finest (and perhaps only?) purveyor of patriotism, humour, and surprisingly decent headwear.
We’re not here to sell you a political agenda — we’re here to sell you a hat. But not just any hat. A hat so bold, so unapologetically British, it practically sings Rule, Britannia every time you put it on (results may vary).
A Hat with Purpose (Sort of)
Our caps are designed for anyone who loves this odd little island we call home. Whether you're nostalgic for red phone boxes and poorly made tea, or you're just after something that says “yes, I’ve got strong opinions and excellent taste in accessories,” this is for you.
It’s satire. It’s fashion. It’s... whatever you want it to be. Honestly, we’re not judging. Wear it to the pub, to the protest, or to your nan’s birthday dinner. Just know that when you wear this hat, you carry with you the spirit of a country that invented both the jet engine and beans on toast.
Why We Exist
Because someone had to do it.
There are plenty of brands selling overpriced, over-serious stuff. But where are the tongue-in-cheek, self-aware, culturally spicy fashion statements? Right here, my friend. Right here.
This isn’t a campaign. It’s not a revolution. It’s a joke that got out of hand — and now it’s a store.
Our Mission
To deliver low-effort patriotism, high-impact headwear, and just enough controversy to spark a comment section.
We believe in freedom of expression, affordable accessories, and laughing at ourselves (and occasionally others). We take your orders seriously — just not ourselves.
Who's Behind This?
An anonymous Brit with a laptop, a questionable sense of humour, and a deep love for sarcastic branding. Let’s just say we’re powered by tea, memes, and mild existential dread.
So grab a hat, wear it loud, and remember — it’s not about left, right, or centre.
It’s about looking absolutely banging in a Union Jack.
Make Britain Great Again. One hat at a time.
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🧢 “Is this a real political movement?”
No. It’s a hat.
We don’t write policies — we stitch punchlines.
🇬🇧 “Do you actually want to make Britain great again?”
Define great.
If it involves £2 pints, functioning train stations, and 24-hour Greggs — then yes.
⏳ “How long will my order take to arrive?”
On average, 10–14 business days.
Why? Because your hat embarks on a global journey worthy of a BBC documentary.
✈️ “Where do you ship from?”
We work with suppliers from around the world.
It keeps prices down and chaos up.
😩 “I made a mistake — can I cancel or change my order?”
If you contact us very quickly after ordering, we might be able to help.
But once it’s shipped, it’s out of our hands and into the international postal system (aka purgatory).
🧵 “Is the embroidery decent?”
Absolutely.
The stitching is tighter than a southern rail timetable and neater than your nan’s handwriting.
💸 “Do you offer refunds?”
Only if your item arrives damaged, defective, or cursed.
See our Shipping & Returns page for more info.
😂 “Is it okay to wear this in public?”
We encourage it.
Ideal for pub debates, awkward family dinners, and confusing strangers at Aldi.
📏 “What size are the hats?”
One size fits most.
They come with an adjustable strap, so unless your head is exceptionally large (looking at you, conspiracy theorists), you should be golden.
🎁 “Can I send this as a gift?”
Of course! What better way to say “I’m thinking of you” than with political confusion and a cap?
Just use their address at checkout. And maybe warn them.
💬 “Will people take me seriously if I wear this?”
Unlikely.
But they will stare, chuckle, and possibly start a conversation — and isn’t that what democracy’s all about?
🧼 “Can I wash the hat?”
Yes, but hand wash only.
It’s satire, not a superhero — treat it gently.
🎨 “Can I request a custom design?”
Maybe.
Got a slogan that deserves to be immortalised in thread? Drop us an email — if it’s funny, satirical, and not liable to get us sued, we’re all ears.
💻 “Can I find you on social media?”
Yes — we’re probably lurking on TikTok or Instagram, causing trouble and making memes.
Search @mbga.hats or check the footer for links.